Sunday, 11 October 2009

Mesa Verde - The Old Road

This album is like one of the best albums ever it has fucking guitars and shit. Holy shit bro, guitars. And fucking epic as fuck shit. Seriously shit's like if some Scottish hardcore kid came along and got all emotional and started crying and was like "fuck my life, fuck you, fuck" except all with a Scottish accent because he's Scottish, derp, and then his chill older brother came along and was like, "sup kid, check out this sick post-rock band they're fucking chill as fuck" and the hardcore kid was like "hey this is pretty great" and then they started a band and named themselves after some pretty cool canyon thing in Mexico or America or something, which is nowhere near Scotland so why the fuck did they do that, pretentious fucks. Then they made a couple EPs or something which were cool but nothing too mindblowing except for that one song Dance Dance which had a sweet guitar tone, however did not make me want to dance. Then in 2008 they go ahead and release The Old Motherfucking Road which destroyed the aural cavities of anyone within five feet of the band. This then got hyped the fuck up over the internet because all the skramz kids jizzed themselves over this motherfucking deep as fuck screamo band from goddamn SCOTLAND of all places, like holy shit, where even is that? Despite my prejudice against whatever gets hyped up because I'm an elitist asscunt it turned out this ruled and I had to suck up and say 'fuck you' to my overwhelming elitery at which point the song Post-Youth came on and I have to say the shit hit the motherfucking fan. This song made me rethink everything. Who am I? Where do I come from? What is this? At which point I decided that I was going to do something with my life. That was 5 minutes ago. I have done nothing with my life.

Something about dreams and fears and brand new starts or something idk.

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