Ceremony - Violence Violence

Ugh my hand hurts so fucking bad right now. No, not because I was masturbating furiously. That had nothing to do with it. Earlier I was listening to this and I was really, really fucking pumped so I packed my fists full of hate, took a swing at the world and straight through a fucking window, ugh. Seriously there was fucking glass everywhere, I just spent the past half hour picking shards of glass out of my hand. Now I'm bleeding all over the keyboard, goddamn this is gross.

I better go clean up or something.

Elitist - Elitist

This band is called Elitist. They're more elite than anything you listen to because they have, like, less than 68 listeners on last.fm which makes them pretty underground I mean I wonder how I even found them, I was perusing the internet when I saw something like "ELITIST". Yeah, I totally hit that shit up. They're like a sludgy hardcore band that play a sludgy kind of hardcore which contains varying levels of elitery. Listening to these guys makes me feel super elite because not only do they have like no listeners or whatever but they're also called ELITIST. Goddamnit, I feel so superior right now.

Asshole.